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titles of customer reviews for a baby onesie on zazzle.com

So far as I can tell, at least from a fashion perspective, there are two kinds of baby clothes:

1. The kind that is intended to make your baby look cute. This kind almost always features 8-10 buttons and/or snaps so that you can get your baby into it while giving the illusion that the baby, like, got herself dressed. 

Every time you change a diaper, which is 10ish times per day, you unbutton/unsnap everything, which takes 12 hours, and then you change the diaper and rebutton/resnap, which takes a further 12 hours, and the baby looks at you like, “Is this entirely necessary? I am a baby,” which she expresses mostly via crying, and you say to her, “I know, right? But you look like a little tiny little sailor and this amuses us,” and she’s like, “Oh, so I exist to amuse you?” and you’re like, “Yeah. That’s why we made you. Duh.”

2. The kind that is essentially a cotton bag with holes for head and arms. These are called “gowns,” because they in no way resemble gowns.

These do not keep the feet warm, but boy is it easy to change a diaper. I prefer gowns.